You flipped a coin for each small decision in your life. Your wife-to-be now stands at the altar and has just told you her vow. Will you take Kendall as your wife? You place a dime on the nail of your thumb and wrap your index finger around.

Heads. “I do.” The wedding guest erupt in applause. You best man sighs in relief and pats you on the back. Your bride blushes and smiles. *** At the reception the waiter asks you if you’d like the fish or the chicken. You reach into your pocket and take out your lucky quarter. Heads. “I’ll take the fish.” *** You step outside of the reception hall for a cigarette. One of your wife’s bridesmaids follows you out. It’s just you and her standing in the moonlight. She grabs you by the lapel of your tuxedo and pulls you close. You reach into your pocket and take out your lucky quarter. Heads. “Sorry Jennah. Not tonight.” *** You’re at the hospital and your wife just gave birth. While holding your new son, she turns to you and asks “Does he look more like a ‘Josh’ or more like a ‘Jacob’?” You reach into your pocket and take out your lucky quarter. Heads. “I’m thinking definitely a ‘Josh’.” *** Your wife caught you last month with her best friend. You’re at your attorney’s office negotiating a divorce settlement. Your attorney pulls you aside and tells you that you can either protect your jet ski from property division or get joint custody of you son. You reach into your pocket and take out your lucky quarter. Heads. “Let’s make sure she doesn’t get the jet ski.” *** You owe $14,000 in back child support. You just got a $21,000 bonus. You can either use your bonus to take your new girlfriend on vacation, or you can pay your child support debt. You reach into your pocket and take out your lucky quarter. Heads. “Pack your bags babe, we’re going to Tahiti!” *** The cops are on the way to your house to arrest you for failure to pay child support. You can wait around for them to take you to prison, of you can skip town and lay low in a motel for a few weeks. You reach into your pocket and take out your lucky quarter. Heads. “I think I’ll just sit here and have a beer, its the last one I’ll get for a while.” *** You’re in court handcuffed and wearing an orange jumpsuit. Your assets have been liquidated and your child support debt is now paid. Your attorney convinced the judge to release you to home confinement instead of the mandatory ten year prison term. The judge asks, “Do you accept the terms of home confinement or would you prefer prison?” You reach into your pocket and take out your … huh? Your ex-wife stands up from the back of the courtroom and walks up to the judge. She reaches into her pocket and takes out your lucky quarter. Tails.